Proof Of Ancient Aliens In Iraq?

During my trip to Baghdad I found some 12,000 year-old artwork that I’m convinced, pretty much shows not only what aliens look like but is proof they exist. Heh. 

It's 5,000 years old. And proof of ETs.
It’s 6,000 years old. And proof of ETs.

I found this guy, let’s call him Xorx, on some pottery in the National Museum of Iraq. Due to some looting and the place being a general mess, the jar was marked “4000 – 6,000 BC” and they left it at that. Now, I know that artwork back then wasn’t exactly realistic but, seriously, WTF? They drew what they knew – and this does not look human. I don’t care what your Uncle Bubba says.

But, it makes sense – think about it: Iraq is the birthplace of the Old Testament – The Garden Of Eden (Basra), The Ziggurat of Ur (Hello, alien architecture!), Babylon, etc. etc. – and how the heck did humans all of a sudden learn how to build all these things? Aliens, that’s how!

Let’s look a closely at Xorx. Large bulging eyes: Check. Weird wiggly arms: Check. No Hair: Check. More than five fingers (or is that less?): Check. No lips: Check; Weird elongated body: Check. Therefore, Xorx is an alien.

Okay, fine. I’m not nuts. Nor am I a faithful watcher of the (new) History Channel. I’m just saying there’s some weird, unexplained art in the National Museum of Iraq in Baghdad.

Related: Things to do in Iraq if you’re Mildly Acrophobic

After the jump, more extraterrestrial art – If this shizz ain’t proof of aliens, I don’t know what is:

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Now, for some non alien art, because really – when are you gonna get to Baghdad? And while this museum was looted, It was one of the most interesting I’ve ever been into.

 

The museum - surroundd by sandbags.
The museum – surrounded by sandbags/blast walls.
a fine categorization
a fine categorization
A tiny but alien, no?
Very Egyptian, no?

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Just like in the Met!
Just like in the Met!
Like the Lion of Babylon
Based on the Lion of Babylon
Just some shells behind glass. No sign.
Just some shells behind glass. No sign. Presumably they are very old.
oh, hello.
oh, hello.
This guy was my favorite...
This guy was my favorite…
This looks like me if I don't have access to a hairdryer.
This looks like me if I don’t have access to a hairdryer.

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Don't judge - it was 102 degrees out an I had to cover up.
Don’t judge – it was 102 degrees out and I had to cover up.